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| Here is area with few funny jokes ' A truck driver hauling a tractor trailer filled with comp machune stops for a win . As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door reading, "Nerds Not Allowed -- Enter at Your Own Risk." He enters the bar and sits down on the chair . The bartender comes over to him, sniffs him, says he smells kind of nerdy, and asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver says he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the pc machines he is hauling. The bartender says okay, truck drivers are not nerds, and serves him a two beers. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a mikes apartment - free amateurs site foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver asks him why he did that. The bartender said not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating the Silicon Valley, and now they are in season. end of this text you can find here but you must search bit harder |
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